Life's difficult choices

10:04 <@EvilDES> geez
10:04 <@EvilDES> parking's a bitch
10:04 <@EvilDES> every morning
10:04 <@EvilDES> I arrive at work
10:04 <@EvilDES> and I turn into the parking lot
10:04 <@EvilDES> and I'm like
10:04 <@EvilDES> shit
10:05 <@EvilDES> between which of these Audis do I want to park my Audi today?
10:05 <@EvilDES> I swear, there are so many rings on that lot it's like Sauron held
                 a convention for Nazgul and the dwarves and elves crashed the party
10:06 <@EvilDES> annnnyway
10:06 <@EvilDES> meeting
10:07  * EvilDES &