Based om my Google Ads profile:
| Personal details | |
|---|---|
| Gender: male | No prize for guessing; it’s in my Google+ profile. |
| Age: 35-44 | |
| Languages: unknown | I’m surprised they didn’t figure this one out. English, French, Norwegian. |
| Interests | |
| Action & Adventure Films | Vaguely |
| Air Travel | I’ve booked two flights in the last 24 months. They don’t seem to have noticed that I’ve spent a lot of time recently researching ferries. |
| Banking | Who doesn’t use Internet banking these days? |
| Bicycles & Accessories | I own a bike. I’ve ridden it twice in the last six years. |
| Computer & Video Games | Yes, definitely. |
| Consumer Electronics | Depends on how you define the term. Computers, computer parts and peripherals, yes. |
| East Asian Music | No |
| Fashion & Style | You have hundreds of photos of me, and you never noticed that I always wear the exact same clothes? |
| Fiat | Try Audi. |
| Food & Drink | Yes, but not online. |
| Hair Care | You have hundreds of photos of me, and you never noticed that I shave my head? |
| Hygiene & Toiletries | I’ve used the same shower gel and deodorant for years. They’re both no-brand products sold in pharmacies. |
| Make-Up & Cosmetics | You know I’m male. You know I’m straight. Do the math. |
| Olympics | My initial reaction was “huh?”, but actually, yes. Mostly women’s handball, but also cross-country skiing and biathlon. |
| Online Video | What does that even mean? You can’t throw a rock on the intertubes these days without hitting half a dozen lolcat videos. Not that I would ever throw a rock at a cat. |
| Rap & Hip-Hop | They must have deduced that from all the P!nk and Avril Lavigne videos I watch on YouTube. |
| Search Engine Optimization & Marketing | SEO & marketing “consultants” are scum. |
| Smart Phones | Yes. |