- Identify a complex problem in country A which is deeply rooted in that country’s demography / economy / culture / political system.
- Point out that country B, which has a completely different demography / economy / culture / political system, does not have that problem or has found a simple solution to it.
- Declare that the problem is trivial and that country A are idiots for having it in the first place.
- Job done, have a beer.
Bottom of the barrel here.
Take a look at good health products
checks backpack Lamotrigine, Rizatriptan, Diclofenac and Zopiclone (prescription), Paracetamol and Ibuprofen (over-the-counter) and three sets of single-use contact lenses. Oh, does WD-40 count?
Time for great nights with your female partner
Not bloody likely, what with my chronic insomnia.
Your girlfriend wants you to be the best
That’s the great thing about a healthy relationship, we both want each other to succeed and support each other’s endeavors.
Here you will find some photos
Hey, I’ve been looking for those! Thanks for finding that memory card.
The easiest way to gain more health
Look, I know I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I’m already eating relatively healthy and there’s nothing easy about working out regularly, especially with a busted knee. Now get off my case!
Do you desire an extra fire in your bedroom life?
Oslo is experiencing a cold spell, and Karin has been complaining about being cold at night. We have a new heating system with thermostats in each room, but I haven’t yet programmed them all. In the meantime, we’ve set up a portable electric heater in the bedroom.
She will be impressed by your strength
I’m out of shape, but still pretty good at lifting and carrying and shit like that.
Enjoy your carnal pleasures
Last night’s chili con carne went down pretty well, even though I ran out of cumin.
Can you have satisfaction 3 times a night?
Some days, I like to come home, hack on FreeBSD for a bit, then cook up a storm and watch a couple of episodes of Doctor Who or Jessica Jones after dinner. Other days, I just want to heat up leftovers and crawl into bed with my Kindle.
Proven way to get rid of male problems
I wish it were that easy, but I don’t think there is a silver bullet for toxic masculinity and all its concomitant problems (such as the GamerGate and Red Pill movements and the rest of the so-called Manosphere).
Vape-shop N1 в России
I get it, you vape.
(Well, technically, from the University of Oslo’s abuse address, because I’m on call this week, so it is my job to wade through that crap.)
Do you wish to impress your woman every night?
Last night, Karin was in a videoconference, and I made a sausage and chick pea soup so it was done when she came out of our home office. She loved it.
Are you ready to become immense for ladies?
I’m already 1.83 m (6′0″). If Karin wants something from a shelf I can’t reach, well, we own several stepladders.
Do you know what your wife wishes during nights?
Sleep. Which is difficult enough since she’s a very light sleeper, our circadian rhythms don’t precisely align and we have a cat who likes to dance on our bladders before settling down for the night.
Touch her heart tonight.
I am very proud of Karin’s achievements, and try to remind her on a regular basis.
Very good technique to intensify your love life
I’ve heard good things about massage oil.
Achieve every girl’s bed fast
So we’ve been redecorating and when the bedroom was done I had to disassemble, move and reassemble the bed all on my own, because Karin was abroad for a conference and I wanted to surprise her with a finished bedroom when she got back, and it must have taken me a good couple of hours. I could have used a hand.
Keep your girl happy this night
I think I’m going to make chili con carne tonight, I hope she likes it!
“Your fever is running pretty high. You should try to sleep for a while.”
“Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me.”
“What are you talking about?”
“The clown will eat me if I go to sleep.”
“Are you hallucinating about clowns or just yanking my chain?”
“I could tell you, but then the clown would have to eat you too.”
“Good. Now get some sleep.”
“It’s OK, clown. She believed me. You don’t have to eat her.”