I did a thing

This afternoon, I graduated from “has not yet owned an Alfa Romeo” to “currently owns an Alfa Romeo”.

Three-quarters rear view of a bright red 2007 Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 TS under a tree.

Anyone who knows me will tell you I’m a car guy. And any car guy (as opposed to a Porsche guy or a Corvette guy or a Miata guy) will tell you that every car guy ought to have owned an Alfa Romeo. The problem is that in order to have owned an Alfa Romeo, you must first own an Alfa Romeo; and then, presumably, either you get rid of it or it gets rid of you, or you both get rid of each other. And until today, I had not yet owned an Alfa Romeo.

This afternoon, I graduated from “has not yet owned an Alfa Romeo” to “currently owns an Alfa Romeo”. Specifically, a 2007 Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 TS. At some point in the future, I will move on from “currently owns an Alfa Romeo” to “has owned an Alfa Romeo”, thereby completing my car guy journey; but that will take a lot of work and a bit of money, although in theory I should be able to flip it for a decent profit.

Yes, it’s red, and yes, it has little Italian flags all over.

Currently planned work:

  • Install “24h Le Mans” sticker on trunk lid for immediate 5 bhp boost
  • Change all fluids and filters
  • Replace rear wiper blade
  • Polish headlights
  • Investigate lifter tick
  • Replace clutch pump and / or follower and / or hydraulic line
  • Replace passenger side window regulator
  • Replace driver side window and mirror controls
  • Replace trunk lid lock actuator
  • Fix driver’s seat release
  • Fix or replace various bits of interior trim
  • Replace gear shift lever knob, possibly with a shorter one
  • Replace whip antenna with either bee sting or shark fin

Maybe I’ll even remember to post updates.

Update: 5 bhp boost unlocked

Close-up of the trunk lid of a red Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 TS sporting a white decal showing the outline of the Circuit de la Sarthe with the text “24h Le Mans”.

Update: of course my Italian car has electrical gremlins.

Inside view of the raised trunk lid of my Alfa Romeo 147 with the lining removed. The trunk lock is disconnected and black and red multimeter probes are inserted into the plug. I am holding the multimeter in my left hand; it is set to 20 V and the display is showing12.04.

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