Category: English

Insistent idiots

The strangest feedback I got for my Vista sucks entry the other day was from an email from the VP of Operations at one of Diskeeper‘s competitors offering me a special discount on their defragmenter. Apparently, he thought that “thirty minutes later the disk has been wiped and Ubuntu is up and running” is l33tsp34k for “I am in the market for Vista software”. Continue reading “Insistent idiots”

If only Heinlein had known…

Every time I read about the RIAA lawsuits, I am reminded of the first story Robert A. Heinlein ever sold, Life-Line (1939). The story is mostly set during a lawsuit in which a coalition of life insurance companies claim damages from the inventor of a machine capable of accurately predicting the time and manner of a person’s death. The judge dismisses the case with the following words:

Before we leave this matter I wish to comment on the theory implied by you, Mr Weems, when you claimed damage to your client. There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is supported neither by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back, for their private benefit. That is all.

Nearly seventy years have passed, and they still don’t get it…

Hasta la vista, Vista

OK, so I’m probably the ten-millionth blogger to make this lame pun, but whatever, it was that or try to think of something original.

I try to have an open mind, so when I got a new laptop at work today, with Vista preinstalled, I decided to just shrink the NTFS partition and install Feisty Fawn in the free space. I didn’t expect I’d use Vista much, but it’s the company’s laptop, and someone else might.

To my surprise, neither Ubiquity nor GParted succeeded in resizing the NTFS partition, even though it was nearly empty. The only explanation I could think of was that the partition was fragmented, so I decided to boot Vista, defragment the drive, and try again. Continue reading “Hasta la vista, Vista”

I broke Béranger’s heart

Béranger, the author of the long rant on which I have commented twice before, seems deeply hurt by my comments. Deeply enough, at least, to spend most of his after game report lambasting me, and to post a complaint on freebsd-advocacy.

Read it if you like. He deliberately misunderstands me, twists my words (including some from private conversation), pounces on strawmen, and still can’t understand that the FreeBSD Foundation is a different entity from the FreeBSD Project, because apparently if the Foundation licenses and distributes software that runs on FreeBSD but isn’t included in FreeBSD, then the Foundation is FreeBSD.

And he still can’t get my name right.

I won’t bother rebutting.