Progress

Amazon‘s recent acquisition of Liquavista has engendered speculation about a color Kindle. It also made me go “I told you so”.

There is an oft-repeated but apocryphal story about USPTO Commissioner Henry Ellsworth (some say Charles Duell) suggesting that the Patent Office should be shut down because “everything that can be invented has been invented”. While neither of these men ever made any such claim, a similar sentiment is surprisingly common even among technically literate people.

A while ago, I got into a discussion about emittive (CRT, LED) vs transmittive (LCD) vs reflective (eInk) display technologies. My position was that a) emittive and transmittive displays are stopgap technologies and b) high-resolution, low-latency, full-color reflective displays will be commercially available within a few years. This was immediately dismissed because, and I paraphrase, “there’s no way you’ll get the ink beads to turn fast enough”.

Chew on this for a bit.

Imagine that it’s 1880 and I tell you that “within a few years, it will be possible to travel a hundred kilometers in mere hours”, and you answer “no horse could possibly run that fast”.

Now imagine the same scenario in 1890, a few years after automobiles became commercially available.

Now imagine the same scenario in 1900, when high-end automobiles were capable of sustaining speeds of 50 km/h and above.

In the first scenario, I am looking at experiments and proofs-of-concept and hoping, fingers crossed, that a breakthrough is imminent. In the second, I am extrapolating from currently available technology and recent advances. In the third, I am simply predicting that today’s bleeding-edge technology will soon become widely available and affordable.

When I had that conversation about display technologies, black-and-white electrowetting displays were already in production, and, although I did not know this at the time, Liquavista had started shipping color EWD devkits to OEMs. They are expected to enter production this year.

I told you so.

Nineteen-ninety-six

1996. The Spice Girls rock (pop?) the world with Wannabe. Will Smith kicks alien butt in Independence day. DVDs become commercially available. Scientists clone the first mammal. Ebay opens. Three important standards are either released or reshaped into their current form: MIME, Unicode and IPv6. 17 years later, a shocking amount of software still does not support these standards.

sigh

Windows Backup slowdown

My Windows 7 desktop is set up to back up to a Drobo B800i (over iSCSI) every night at 04:00, using Windows Backup. Even though it only uses about 700 GB of its 2 TB mirror, and only backs up a small fraction of that, backup jobs routinely took 15 hours or more. It could have copied the entire disk in half that time!

I set about hunting for a solution. One suggestion that turned up repeatedly in Google searches was to turn off the Background Intelligent Transfer Service. BITS is basically a download manager designed to only run when there is little or no other network traffic; among other thing, it is used by Windows Update to download patches. I couldn’t understand how this could help, but I had no better ideas and nothing to lose, so I stopped BITS. The next backup job completed in 45 minutes.

Patch Tuesday came along, and I rebooted the computer. Since I had only stopped BITS and not disabled it, it started again when the machine booted. Backup jobs slowed down again. This time, I disabled BITS, and I was back to sub-hour backups.

This makes absolutely no sense. BITS wasn’t even downloading anything; as far as I know, the only program or service I have running that actually uses it is Windows Update. BITS was slowing down backups just by being there. I don’t remember having this issue when I ran backups to an eSATA drive, so there must be some network-related interaction between BITS and iSCSI, but I have no idea what.

What Google knows about me

Based om my Google Ads profile:

Personal details
Gender: male No prize for guessing; it’s in my Google+ profile.
Age: 35-44
Languages: unknown I’m surprised they didn’t figure this one out. English, French, Norwegian.
Interests
Action & Adventure Films Vaguely
Air Travel I’ve booked two flights in the last 24 months. They don’t seem to have noticed that I’ve spent a lot of time recently researching ferries.
Banking Who doesn’t use Internet banking these days?
Bicycles & Accessories I own a bike. I’ve ridden it twice in the last six years.
Computer & Video Games Yes, definitely.
Consumer Electronics Depends on how you define the term. Computers, computer parts and peripherals, yes.
East Asian Music No
Fashion & Style You have hundreds of photos of me, and you never noticed that I always wear the exact same clothes?
Fiat Try Audi.
Food & Drink Yes, but not online.
Hair Care You have hundreds of photos of me, and you never noticed that I shave my head?
Hygiene & Toiletries I’ve used the same shower gel and deodorant for years. They’re both no-brand products sold in pharmacies.
Make-Up & Cosmetics You know I’m male. You know I’m straight. Do the math.
Olympics My initial reaction was “huh?”, but actually, yes. Mostly women’s handball, but also cross-country skiing and biathlon.
Online Video What does that even mean? You can’t throw a rock on the intertubes these days without hitting half a dozen lolcat videos. Not that I would ever throw a rock at a cat.
Rap & Hip-Hop They must have deduced that from all the P!nk and Avril Lavigne videos I watch on YouTube.
Search Engine Optimization & Marketing SEO & marketing “consultants” are scum.
Smart Phones Yes.

Westboro Baptist vs the Bible

Photo credit: Planting Peace Planting Peace has acquired a house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church and painted it in rainbow colors to protest the Church’s anti-homosexual stance. According to the Washington Post, Margie Phelps, second daughter of WBC founder Fred Phelps (and apparently the WBC’s legal counsel) called it “the sodomite house”, a clear reference to Genesis 17-19; the article also quotes her younger sister Shirley Phelps-Roper, spokesperson for the WBC, who in a bizarre case of reverse psychology claims to love the paint job because, and I paraphrase, it reminds people that God hates fags.

WBC founder Fred Phelps clearly hasn’t done a good job of raising his daughters, as they are showing no sign of performing their biblical duty, which according to Genesis 19 is to first offer themselves to said sodomites, and then date-rape their own father and bear his children.